Couple of weeks ago, I had to
print something. Since I don’t have a
printer at home, I was looking for a browsing center to print my stuff. I asked a policeman who was standing in the
street. He pointed to me where the
browsing center was and I thanked him and started to walk away. But he wanted to prolong the conversation:
Policeman – Where do you work?
Me – I am not working now.
Policeman – Where did you work
before?
Me – Telephone (It is not a lie.
But wanted to give a vague answer)
Policeman – In Chennai?
Me – No
Policeman – What was your salary?
(I think he assumed I worked for the Government)
Me – What can I say about my
salary! (Again wanted to give a vague
answer)
Policeman – You are correct. Us
government servants are paid very poorly.
You are better off. At least you work for the central
government. (I have no idea what he
meant.)
Last night, midnight, I had to go
to the Chennai airport to receive someone who was coming from Frankfurt . I waited close to the door where passengers
are coming out after customs. I saw
there were about 5 guys wearing suits also waiting there. One of the guys came to me and we had the
following conversation:
Suit Guy – Sir, this is a
restricted area and you cannot stand here.
You have to move to a different location.
(I looked at his badge and it
said “Westin”. I immediately recognized
he is a chauffeur from Westin Hotel waiting to pick up a passenger.) (I was
very calm and quiet.)
Me (in a soft tone) – Are you
police?
Suit Guy – No
Me (in a harsh tone) – Then you
shut up and get out of my face.
The suit guy walked away.
Stay tuned for more.
hahah! both cracked me up! some pple in India have this habit of starting nonsensical conversations with complete strangers! lol!
ReplyDeleteNot many people come and talk to me, like this. I face great trouble initiating conversations. The police conversation with you was very strange - they don't ask about work/salary unless you've been caught violating some traffic rule and they are not sure how much to demand!
ReplyDeleteDestination Infinity
This really sounds strange...
ReplyDeleteAnd at the same time, I have found that several elderly people (50+) have always shown interest in knowing our salary. Give some vague answers and they are happy...
Come on and chill!
All Indians are our brothers and sisters and it is completely ok :D
Thanks for your comments Ankita. I find these hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Rajesh. You may be right. May be he was "phishing".
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Satya. I found the conversation with the policeman was hilarious. But I was pissed off at the suit guy at the airport. He is not a law enforcer.
ReplyDeleteI have no words...It's unique
ReplyDeleteThanks Mr. Chowla.
ReplyDeleteLol..
ReplyDeleteBut the way you answered the suit guy, he really deserved it.
Stay tuned for more?
Is it gonna b continued?
If yes, update is soon, I really wanna knew what happened next:-P
.Usually what one sees in others what one experiences.He may be a CRP getting a megre salary.He found in you a bird of the same feather.Interesting to read.
ReplyDeleteOk we will stay tuned for more.
LOl:)..both conversations very strange..
ReplyDeleteyes, it happens sometimes. Some random people on the road or at public places like in railway station initiate conversation and start asking some personal questions like age, work place etc.
ReplyDeleteThe second instance,perhaps the westin staff had come to receive a dignitary and so throwing their weight to make way for that person. It happens many times when dignitaries visit. The security staff shoo the public around and it is a pain for the public.
Thanks for your comments Lonely Soul. And, welcome to my blog. I am sorry I was not clear. Stay tuned means I thought I meant stay tuned for more tidbits and not continuation of the same story.
ReplyDeleteLS, please visit here as often as possible. Thanks.
Thanks for your comments Sarala. You are correct.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Renu. First one is strange. Second one is arrogancy.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Asha. He is a driver for a hotel. He is not a security staff. He did not receive any VIP. People in India think they can boss over other people. But he met the wrong guy.
ReplyDeleteThe last line was hilarious, Could say the guy was trolled, next time he would definitely think over again befor bossing at another person :D
ReplyDeleteGlad to Know you are in India . Reading your posts after long time, and that meant reading all your Chennai experiences Lately.
'Belated' Welcome to Inida . Lokking forward for more such chennai Experiences
The second one is hilarious!! Loved the way you handled him :D The police man must be thoroughly bored and/or fed up to strike a conversation with a stranger! But asking salary is way too much!
ReplyDeleteI am one of those people who start conversations with anyone. Though I do not go into salary details etc., most of us are not really bad :-)
ReplyDeleteAt the time of writing out Constitution, a three-way division of stuff was made. These were called subjects. There are 3 lists: centre, state and concurrent. Concurrent means both the centre and the states can make laws on them. 'Law and order' is a subject in the state list. So, states have their own police force. Like Tamil Nadu Police, Punjab Police etc. Different states have different salary structures. Almost all states pay less to their employees as compared to those at similar ranks at the centre. This is what the policeman told you.
Btw, Punjab is one of the states that pays great. But still state government employees here are like those in other states. Makes me think if salary really is everything.
Thanks for your comments Revathi. Long time. No visit here. What happened? Must have been very busy. I am glad you liked this post.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Shilpa. I am glad you liked this post.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Karunesh. And, many thanks for your explanation. Now I understand what he meant.
ReplyDeleteWe had a neighbor who was very rich as he had married into a rich family, that is his wife was rich. He used to work in Merchant Navy, and he himself was quite well off. he was a very nice person in every other way, and his family too were very nice on the whole.
ReplyDeleteHowever, he was always interested to know how much Ananth(my husband) was making. He shifted to madras, and whenever he would come to Bangalore, he would never forget to ask us again how much we earned.
And my husband is really a man of very few words, to get any word out of him ( especially such silly questions)would really tire people a lot.
But somehow the kept on this banter, with no one giving up.
It was fun.
Ha haa haa :D Enjoy your stay in India, you may miss them back in US :D
ReplyDeleteTough situations really. Don't know why some people have to enter into a forced conversation when they can simply stay off.
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