President Trump who is angry with Mexico due to border issues renamed Gulf of Mexico as Gulf of America.
Since Trump is making Canada angry, Canada decided to name their famous Americano coffee as Canadiano coffee.
I support Trump and therefore want to give him some suggestions.
Change the name of French fries to American fries.
Since there is a problem of tariff with India, change the name of the Indian Ocean to American Ocean.
If Germany does not listen to our ordering around, change the name of Hamburger to Pittsburger (since Pennsylvania State, a swing state, voted for Trump).
If England does not listen to our advice, then change the name Yorkshire Pudding to New Yorkshire Pudding.
Most famous pizza in USA, is Chicago style deep dish pizza. But Chicago mayor and Illinois Governor do not want to cooperate with the feds for crackdown on illegal immigrants. Change the Chicago style deep dish pizza to Mara-a-Lago style deep dish pizza. Mara-a-Lago is where Trump’s permanent residence.
Most famous food item in Ukraine is Odessa-style borscht. It is a beet root-based soup. Because Zelensky and Trump had a mouth to mouth combat a few days ago, Trump should decide to rename it to Odisha-style borscht. Two birds with one stone. Anger Zelensky and at the same time make his friend Modi happy.
Can you give me some more ideas? Please write it in the comments. I will inform Mr. Trump. I have his phone number. I will certainly tell him you suggested this so you can get a MAGA hat.
