A month ago, I made a
humorous (more like an attempt at being humorous) comment in Meera Sundarrajan’s post about “vice”. I wrote
something like Vice Admirals and Vice Captains must drop their “vice” before
becoming Admirals and Captains. A pun on
the word “vice”, however I kept thinking more about that word.
What is the difference
between Vice and Deputy and for that matter Assistant? How come some
titles/designations have Vice preceding it whereas others have Deputy or even Assistant?
Really, aren’t they all one and the same?
The President has a Vice
President. The Prime Minister has a Deputy Prime Minister. Why aren’t they
called Deputy President or Vice Prime Minister? Maybe because those titles
sound stupid to your ears and Vice President and Deputy Prime Minister sound
more dignified.
Aren’t they all just
Assistants to the Top Dog? Someone once said a “deputy” takes over for the
boss, a “vice” takes care of the work of the boss, and an “assistant” only
assists. Not sure if I buy into that
logic or even know what that logic means.
When the President of a
country dies, the Vice President automatically takes over his/her job. When he/she is alive, does the Vice President
take care of the work of his boss? No
way. While waiting to become President,
his only job is to attend funerals all over the world representing the country.
Getting away from
politics, many corporations have a president, and many vice presidents, and
even many assistant vice presidents.
What? A VP is the assistant to
the president and an AVP is the assistant’s assistant?
How about a principal’s
second in charge? I’ve seen it as Vice
Principal and Assistant Principal and Deputy Principal. Thanks for that. Now I’m very clearly confused.
Don’t even get me started
on Secretary. A secretary in the corporate world is really an assistant right? However secretaries in certain governments
are the same as ministers in other governments?
And of course we have the dignified title of Deputy Secretary and
Assistant Secretary but are missing the ugly sounding Vice Secretary.
If anyone can clear this
up, I’ll be glad to hear your views.
