Saturday, November 7, 2009

The Economy

I am honored to receive this “Blogging with a Purpose” award from Titaxy. Thank you so much Titaxy. I really appreciate it.

Yesterday, I received the following in my email. It explains how bad the economy is. I thought I should share this with our friends. Here it is:

The economy is so bad ... (How bad IS it?!)...

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear

23 comments:

  1. congratulations for the award SG...you truly deserve it :)

    I found this post very hilarious... I would say, the best thing would be that children will finally be addressed correctly by their parents...all points are hilarious actually...I am sure you can guess which one I liked the most right?

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  2. Thanks for your comments Titaxy. Yes, Congress investigating Madoff scandal is hilarious.

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  3. Thanks for your comments Neha. I guess the one you liked most would be "The Mafia is laying off judges". Am I correct Neha?

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  4. Nice one....esp the hot Wheels stocks one..:)!!

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  5. Thanks for your comments Nazish.

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  6. Congrats on the award SG :-)

    It was very very hilarious. The most hilarious one truckload of Americans sneaking into Mexico..Hahahahahah

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  7. Congratulations !!Interesting list..i liked the insufficient funds one !

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  8. Thanks for your comments Insignia. Americans sneaking into Mexico is the most popular one in USA. Usually, it is the other way around.

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  9. Thanks for your comments Kavita. That bank joke is very funny.

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  10. Congrats on getting the award.

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  11. Thanks for your congrats Sanand. And, welcome to my blog. I hope you visit my blog as often as you can. I would love that.

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  12. congratulations !!! :-)

    Oww.. Parents finally learning their kids` names is the sole bright spot in this poor economy state we are in !! Some silver lining huh!

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  13. hahah brilliant.
    parents finally get to know the names of their kids! and loved the last one too.

    Congrats on winning the award :)

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  14. Thanks for your comments lostworld.

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  15. Thanks for your comments Shruthi. I loved the last one also.

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  16. thats rofling :D
    mafia laying of judges ... lolzzz
    loved reading it :)

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  17. Thanks for your comments Rajlakshmi. I am glad you liked this post.

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  18. Congratulations for the award!
    The post was extremely entertaining :)

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  19. Thanks for your comments Varsha.

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  20. lmao.. esp the last 1 and miniature golf..

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