(This post is a tongue-in-cheek attempt at humor. This is not a serious post. Therefore, please do not come out with merits and demerits of the issue.)
Due to the Devyani Khobragade incident, the government of
is now in the process of taking away “non-reciprocated privileges” for American
diplomats in . This includes taking away special airport
access for American diplomats. India India is also going after spouses of diplomats,
who are working in American schools, for tax evasion. U.S.
takes retaliatory action, do
you really think that the Americans will accept this and remain quiet? Of course not - they will also retaliate. India
I know Barack Obama. Barack Obama is a friend of mine. He asked me for ideas on how to retaliate against Indians living in the
. Here is what we discussed: USA
Indian diplomats in the
24 hours of electricity. However, American
diplomats in USA
do not have electricity for 8 hours a day.
Therefore, the American government will now cut off electricity for 8
hours a day in the homes and offices of Indian diplomats living in India . America
Indian diplomats in the
having a water supply that is non-stop.
However, American diplomats in USA have water in their taps only
every other day. Therefore, the American
government will now turn off the water supply to the homes and offices of
Indian diplomats every other day. India
Unleash the IRS (Internal Revenue Service) to go after the non-working H1B visa dependents. These dependents baby-sit, teach music to kids, teach dance lessons, or teach language and they collect money but never pay taxes. Go after them for income tax evasion.
Raid all the gas stations, 7-11 stores, as well as Indian operated restaurants/hotels/motels for undocumented illegal workers and deport them back to the motherland.
Hire thousands of people across
pro American slogans and create traffic jams.
All you need to give them is a quarter (bottle of rum), a briyani
packet, and Rs.200 per person. India
Not all American movies are released in
simultaneously. However, a lot of Indian
movies are released simultaneously in the India . Restrict the number of Indian movies each
month only to the number of American movies released in USA . For example, if 5 American movies are
released simultaneously in India India
in a month, then allow only 5 Indian movies to be released simultaneously in
the . Americans will not have a problem with it
because all American movies are in English.
Let the Indians fight it out as to which languages the 5 movies will
Direct all Indian diplomats in the
not to shout at their household maids “I want my curry in a hurry”. USA
If you have any other ideas, please let me know and I will forward them to my friend Barack.