Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Another Airline Story

I have already written quite a few blog posts on airline industry. Here is one more.
 
Transavia Ailines was flying from Dubai to Amsterdam. A passenger continued to fart loud. Two fellow passengers asked him to stop but the flatulent passenger refused to stop. Fight broke out. The pilot made an emergency landing at the Vienna Airport.
 
Police came aboard and removed the “passengers on the rampage”. These are the words used by the pilot. They were released without being charged.
 
Since I always analyze everything, here are my thoughts.
 
Why didn’t the pilot let down the oxygen masks?
 
Was the plane flying on a tail wind?
 
Why don’t they have First Class, Economy Class, and Gas Class?
 
May be that passenger misunderstood the German expression Gute Fahrt. This means “have a nice trip”. (I am not joking. I am not making this up. Google these two words.)
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14 comments:

  1. KPMarch 6, 2018 at 11:55 AM

    Funny tidbit! Masks may be of little avail if the copassengers were troubled by unwelcome noises rather than the bad odour.Earplugs or cotton could help!

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    1. SGMarch 8, 2018 at 9:49 AM

      Thanks for your comments Mr. KP. Your point needs to be investigated further.

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  2. SandhyaMarch 7, 2018 at 2:07 AM

    It would have been fun to watch, not from inside the plane though:)

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    1. SGMarch 8, 2018 at 9:50 AM

      Thanks for your comments Sandhya. Yes, I agree.

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  3. CRDMarch 7, 2018 at 7:46 AM

    He probably didn't like the people talking behind his back :p

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    1. SGMarch 8, 2018 at 9:51 AM

      Thanks for your comments CRD. And, welcome to my blog. As a matter of fact, no one likes it.

      CRD, please visit here as often as possible. Thanks.

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  4. Sindhu Devi KMarch 7, 2018 at 5:23 PM

    Can't believe such incidents happened!
    Ha ha :-D, I like the 'Gas class' proposal... :-D

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    1. SGMarch 8, 2018 at 9:52 AM

      Thanks for your comments Sindhu. I don't know if the price for "Gas Class" will be higher than economy or lower.

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  5. Destination InfinityMarch 8, 2018 at 2:38 AM

    Gute Fahrt and Glass Class are very creative :)

    Destination Infinity

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    1. SGMarch 8, 2018 at 9:53 AM

      Thanks for your comments Rajesh. Since I have nothing else to do, I come up with such creative ideas.

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  6. DeeMarch 8, 2018 at 5:23 PM

    Gas Class....LOL.... Thought Provoking....

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    1. SGMarch 8, 2018 at 8:50 PM

      Thanks for your comments Dee. The problem is how to implement a frequent gas passer award, ala, frequent flyer award.

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    2. rudraprayagaMarch 15, 2018 at 12:08 AM

      It is his call of nature.Now-a-days the doctors say that we shouldn't control our natural action of the bodies like farting,coughs, hiccoughs, sneezing yawning,defecating, urinating etc.At the same time one should not trouble others.So at least in public areas one should control that. nice topic.

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  7. Shilpa GargMarch 31, 2018 at 1:31 AM

    Gas Class!! That's sooo funny :D

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