Monday, April 26, 2010

A Tutorial for Mr. Tharoor

We all know about Shashi Tharoor and IPL. Now he lost his minister job. I read in the web he stated he is devastated at the charges made against him. He also said that he has requested the Prime Minister to investigate the complaints against him. In addition, he said he has done nothing unlawful or illegal.

This guy Tharoor has spent too many years away from India and at the United Nations. I have been at the United Nations’ cocktail reception couple of times. The diplomatic niceties observed there will not work in India. He is unfit to be an Indian politician. He is not going to win the support of people of Kerala with these kinds of statements. He is yet to learn how to maneuver in Indian politics.

Since my job is to give advice to others, I am requesting Mr. Tharoor that he make a statement something like the following:

“I want to do something worthwhile for Kerala. But those people who don’t want Kerala to prosper have conspired against me. The cricket establishment in India has a step mother attitude toward Kerala. Is it wrong for me to try and have an IPL team in Kerala?

All these years, the Indian cricket establishment was dominated by Maharashtrians, Kannadigas, and Bengalis. Kerala has only one “test” level cricket player. Even he was slapped on the cheeks by a “not so good” player from Punjab. Are we to tolerate this kind of injustice?

I want Kerala’s backward community and minority community people to participate in cricket activities and dethrone the domination of Maharashtrians, Kannadigas, and Bengalis. And, the upper class people in India do not want backward community and minority community people of Kerala to excel in cricket. They are afraid of us.

Therefore, I am quitting from the Congress Party. I am going to start my own political party in Kerala. It will be named as the Kerala Cricket Purogamana Sanghadana. I will be the President of the party. Mathaji Sunanda Pushkar will be the General Secretary.

Our party’s goal is to have at least 3 IPL teams in Kerala. One in Kochi, another one in Trivandrum, and the third one in Guruvayoor. (ende Guruvayoorappan rakshikkattum) (Translation: May Lord Guruvayoorappan protect me.)

Our muslim brothers in Malappuram District should wait until next year. We will have the 4th IPL team there. I assure you that all the players in that team will be muslims. Inshallah.

If all the cricket lovers in Kerala join my party and support me, I will be the next Chief Minister of Kerala. I will defeat all the political parties in Kerala. Since I have lived in foreign countries only and came to India because I could not get the U.N. Secretary General job, I am not familiar with all the political parties in Kerala. They have so many parties with similar sounding names and I get confused. For example:

4 parties with the word “communist”.
8 parties with the word “congress”.
3 parties with the word “janata”.
4 parties with the word “revolutionary”.

I will bring the next T20 Cricket World Cup to Kerala. They will be played in 5 important towns: Kollam, Kannur, Kozhikode, Kottayam and Kasaragod. There is an important reason to select these 5 towns. They all start with the letter K as in Kerala.

I will try to recruit Shantakumaran Sreesanth as the Vice President of our Party. If he agrees for that, I will make sure the next T20 Cricket World Cup Final is played in his home town, Kothamangalam.

My fellow Keralites, whether you live in Kerala or in Gulf countries, please support me and my cause. Long Live Kerala Cricket Purogamana Sanghadana. Thank you.”

(SG's Note: We are going on cruise holiday. Will be back after May 11.)

32 comments:

  1. take care and have fun SG..do blog about your cruise experience :)

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  2. Awesome :) Have fun...I will catch up with your earlier blogs meanwhile

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  3. I pity Tharoor, really. Poor guy is getting whipped from all sides.

    and have fun! click loads of pictures and post it here :D

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  4. Thanks for your comments Titaxy. I am sure I will have a fun vacation.

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  5. Thanks for your comments Radha.

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  6. Thanks for your comments Neha. I will do,

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  7. Thanks for your comments A. I am so happy you want to read my older posts.

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  8. Thanks for your comments Shruthi. I am so glad you are the first one commented on my post (after reading).

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  9. SG

    Kalakki... Guruvayurappane sathyam....
    Tharoor would be happy to read this.

    Enjoy your cruise.

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  10. Well, I am not sure if Mr. Tharoor can still succeed.

    The so called multi parties of "communist", "congress", "janata", "revolutionary" will rip him apart.

    And the members of the cricket association where Maharashtrians, Bengalis, Kannadigas dominate will also rip him.

    And he has to first learn who is the backward and minority........

    Wont he be blamed for trying to create bias and racism here?

    Anyways, happy vacation SG

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  11. Thanks for your comments Chitra. I am glad you liked this post.

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  12. Thanks for your comments Sandhya.

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  13. Thanks for your comments Insignia. You think Tharoor still cannot succeed? What can I do. I can only take the horse to a pond. But I cannot make it drink.

    He will be blamed for trying to create bias and racism? No way. He will be among friends because that is what all the politicians do in India to be successful.

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  14. Superb, amazing and absolute punch packed. Voila. way to go SG!

    Happy Vacations-cruising!

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  15. and to think of it... he was supposed to become the next UN chief?? in the seat of Mandela? aiyo kaduvule!

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  16. Thanks for your comments Numerounity. I am glad you liked this post.

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  17. Thanks for your comments HaRy. This guy would have done a terrible job as UN Secretary General.

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  18. Enjoy your cruise. Will wait for your exciting post on the same!!!!:)And yes, I'm soo jealous!

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  19. I think Tharoor didnt do anytthing worthwhile except twitting unnecessarily ...better he is out.

    Bon voyage!!!

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  20. Nice suggestion!! Have a great trip!!

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  21. Thanks for your comments lostworld. Just came back from vacation. Will be a few posts on that. Don't be jealous. If you happen to be in USA in the future, we will take you on a cruise.

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  22. Thanks for your comments Renu. I have the same view as you are.

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  23. Thanks for your comments Swatantra. Just back from vacation.

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  24. Hope u must hav had a great trip !!
    By now u must hav returned:)!!
    Its nice to b back again to the blogging world n visiting u guys blogs!!!

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  25. You are most welcome lostworld.

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  26. Thanks for your comments Nazish and welcome back. Long time no see. Yes, I am back from my vacation. I am glad you are back. We missed you.

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  27. Before a fun vacation....u wrote a fun post!!

    I Likes!!!:)

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  28. Thanks for your comments Jaunty. I am glad you liked this post. I am back from vacation.

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