First, this is a tongue-in-cheek post.
People say there is no such thing as a free lunch. Everything has a price to pay. I disagree with that. There are a few things I/we can get for free.
Free cold and cough.
Free x-ray from the airport security agents.
Free advice from a lot of people.
Free emails known as spam.
Free portrait when you get booked after an arrest (mug shot).
Free divorce just for asking.
Free concussion trying to break a fight.
Free room and board. Thanks mom and dad.
Free room and board in the jail. Thanks Government.
Do you know anything else that comes free?