So…did you read the news about that
19 year old kid from Lucknow
who was searching for a better twitter handle and he accidentally got
@PMOIndia? Apparently this handle was
“available” when the old PMO folks reset their handle from @PMOIndia to
@PMOIndiaArchive. After a while, the
people at twitter corrected this by taking away @PMOIndia from the kid and gave
him back his old handle.
The kid’s name is Qaiser Ali and he
seems to be a good kid. His parents told
him to apologize, which he did. But then
again, there is no need for him to apologize.
What did he really do that required an apology?
Qaiser Ali was the proud
owner of @PMOIndia for 30 minutes. In
those 30 minutes, he didn’t really do anything wrong. Now what could he have done wrong if he
wanted to be “funny” or “scandalous” – PLENTY!
30 minutes is a long time
to do some damage – if he wanted to do so. Here is my imagination. (This is a tongue in cheek post attempting to
be humorous.)
Barrack Obama’s Indian Visa
has been cancelled. #Payback!
Cricket is now our national
bug. #BestInTheWorld
Our navy is on the way to Sri Lanka for a
naval blockade. #NoMatchForUs
Sonia and Rahul Gandhi have
been declared persona non grata. #GoodbyeNehruFamily
The Prime Minister’s term
limit is 2 terms. #NothingisForever
All other elected
official’s term limit is 3 terms. #Generous
Petrol price has been
reduced to Re.1 per liter. #Fillerup
I am repealing everything
that was done in the past 10 years. #BecauseICan
I just put an end to the
entire caste system. #CastIs4BrokenBones
All corrupt and incompetent
babus will be fired immediately. #WayTooMany
Will build a Ram Temple
on the Chinese border in Arunachal Pradesh.
#TakeThatChina
#PakGetReadyYoureNext
Reduced the minimum age for
“youth wing” of any political party from 70 to 65.
#OldandSenile
All rapists will be first shot
dead and then they will be asked why they did it.
#ImmediateJustice
(Yikes! 29 minutes and 30
seconds have gone by. Only 30 seconds
left for one last tweet.)
Just ordered that Robert
Vadra always gets strip searched at every airport.
#Idiot #Controversy #DeportHimNow
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