So…did you read the news about that
19 year old kid from Lucknow
The kid’s name is Qaiser Ali and he
seems to be a good kid. His parents told
him to apologize, which he did. But then
again, there is no need for him to apologize.
What did he really do that required an apology?
Qaiser Ali was the proud
owner of @PMOIndia for 30 minutes. In
those 30 minutes, he didn’t really do anything wrong. Now what could he have done wrong if he
wanted to be “funny” or “scandalous” – PLENTY!
30 minutes is a long time
to do some damage – if he wanted to do so. Here is my imagination. (This is a tongue in cheek post attempting to
be humorous.)
Barrack Obama’s Indian Visa
has been cancelled. #Payback!
Cricket is now our national
bug. #BestInTheWorld
Our navy is on the way to Sri Lanka
Sonia and Rahul Gandhi have
been declared persona non grata. #GoodbyeNehruFamily
The Prime Minister’s term
limit is 2 terms. #NothingisForever
All other elected
official’s term limit is 3 terms. #Generous
Petrol price has been
reduced to Re.1 per liter. #Fillerup
I am repealing everything
that was done in the past 10 years. #BecauseICan
I just put an end to the
entire caste system. #CastIs4BrokenBones
All corrupt and incompetent
babus will be fired immediately. #WayTooMany
Will build a Ram Temple
#TakeThatChina
#PakGetReadyYoureNext
Reduced the minimum age for
“youth wing” of any political party from 70 to 65.
#OldandSenile
All rapists will be first shot
dead and then they will be asked why they did it.
#ImmediateJustice
(Yikes! 29 minutes and 30
seconds have gone by. Only 30 seconds
left for one last tweet.)
Just ordered that Robert
Vadra always gets strip searched at every airport.
#Idiot #Controversy #DeportHimNow
Now, do you want to add anything? Don't be shy. Please write here. Thanks.
You really are on a roll with this post SG!! Petrol price would have figured on my list too... Repealing #BecauseICan had me in splits :D How about no income tax for salaried class henceforth #Cashback#YouSlogYouHog :P
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ReplyDeleteSG!!! That was indeed tongue in cheek :) Loved the post! And yes the boy did no wrong to apologize.
Here are some tweets I can think of:
MMS is having a vocal chord transplant. They had preserved Hitler's vocal chord for him #HailHitler #Imaginationgonewild #MuteMMS
We are trading more mallus for oil from the UAE #KeralaCapitalUAE #braindraininIndia
o.k. I wanted to stop here :| but I have been watching too much of 'times now' lately, so one last point:
We replaced Arnab Goswami's vocal chord with that of MMS's as his epiglottis stopped functioning due to rudeness #verdictofpeopleofindia # publicinterest
You rock SG..wonderful..really that guy is a good breed that he did not miss use it..but you are damn good at it..enjoyed a lot..:)
ReplyDeleteHa haa :D What a funny yet nice post! Yes, he didn't do anything wrong! By apologizing, he proves that he is a good guy... :)
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed a lot! Yes, enjoyed reading all the comments too :)
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Sindhu
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The Arts & Me
Didnt know about Qaiser's 30 minutes of fame. Pretty interesting list. I am all for #ImmediateJustice and #Fillerup. Hope this comes true!
ReplyDeleteI seem to look at it differently.
ReplyDeletePMO must apologise.Why were they not keen to hand it over to in coming PM?Was there anything to hide?
Qaiser may not have harmed us,but,look at the disaster in real terms he could have created.
PMO must clarify
LOL. Ambanis would have had a heart attack after reading that new petrol price :)
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If this happened in Brazil would be terrible. I think the boy doens't have a lot to apologize. He could have done many bad things, and he didn't. Many people wouldn't have done that ..
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Reshma. Thanks for your suggestion. I will "no income tax" to the list.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Renu. I am glad you liked this post.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Rohini. And, welcome to my blog. I will add your suggestions to the list.
ReplyDeleteRohini, please visit here as often as possible. Thank you.
Thanks for your comments Ranita. Yes, that kid is a good kid.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Sindhu. Yea, he is a good kid.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Shilpa. We all wish these come true. We just hope.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Mr. Chowla. I agree with you. Man Mohan's PMO should apologize. Suppose that kid had published something, the stock market would have gone bonkers.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Rajesh. I am sure Ambanis would have had a heart attack with that tweet.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Camila. If this had happened, it would have been terrible in any country, and not just Brazil. I am glad you liked this post.
ReplyDeleteReducing the minimum age for the youth wing was the best :-)
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing I want to add, because there is nothing that you left.
ReplyDeleteIf you are on Twitter, SG, please share your handle. I will love to follow you. I can only imagine what you can do with 140 characters.
Thanks for your comments Haddock. I am glad you liked this.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments and complements Karunesh. I am on Twitter (SG716SG). But, unfortunately, I rarely log in to Twitter. You may say “never”. I really complement people who have a regular job and at the same time active in Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin, Blog and other stuff. I am unable to do that. Even the posts I am writing is due to pressure put on me by 2 individuals. Insignia (a fellow blogger and my technical advisor) and “Who posted this?” a guy who is not afraid to tell what he thinks through his comments.
ReplyDeletelol@Cricket is national bug. Very hilarious post SG. :)
ReplyDeleteA really good take-off on the incident which did hog some media limelight. Hilarious. Creative. :-)
ReplyDelete'Just ordered that Robert Vadra always gets strip searched at every airport.' this one and 'reducing the youth wing age limit' are the best!
ReplyDeleteI liked Rohini's comment about Arnab's vocal chord!
Lovely post!
Whooaa...keep rocking...
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SG this was hilarious !!! i loved the cricket bug announcement !! well that was his moment of fame !
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Ash. I am glad you liked the Cricket tweet.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Pradeep. I am glad you liked this post.
ReplyDeletePradeep, please visit here as often as possible. Thanks.
Thanks for your comments Sandhya. I am glad you liked this post.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments and complements Ashwini. I am on Twitter (SG716SG). But, unfortunately, I rarely log in to Twitter. You may say “never”. I really complement people who have a regular job and at the same time active in Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin, Blog and other stuff. I am unable to do that. Even the posts I am writing is due to pressure put on me by 2 individuals. Insignia (a fellow blogger and my technical advisor) and “Who posted this?” a guy who is not afraid to tell what he thinks through his comments.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Ananya. I am glad you liked this post.
ReplyDeleteAnanya, please visit here as often as possible. Thanks.
Thanks for your comments Sulagna. What happened? Long time no see. I am glad you liked this post.
ReplyDeleteNever used or understood twitter much but love these fun hash tags :)
ReplyDeleteserious cyber crimes anyway happen and people are always after these miniscule things
oh what a chaos it would have created :D enjoyed reading the post.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Afshan. I am on Twitter but rarely use it. I am so busy that I do not find time.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Rajlakshmi. I am glad you enjoyed reading this post.
ReplyDeletehehe lol :-D that was one awesome post indeed :-D i wish too that petrol prices drop down :-) and d last one was best of all :-D good kid he was that he didnt do any of this!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Swathi. I am very happy you liked this post.
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