World Cup 2014 will begin on June
12 in Brazil . A total of 32 countries will be participating
for soccer’s most coveted prize. Did you know that each of the 32 countries has
a slogan?
Here are a few examples of those
slogans.
However, I have some comments
regarding some of the other countries' slogans.
(That’s based on what you did in Crimea right?)
(Oooookay, we’ll keep the zoo open.)
(Stu Stu Stuttering and Sta Sta
Stammering their way into the final 16.)
(It’s impossible to believe that Belgium is even
here. But VERY POSSIBLE that they’ll
have 3 straight shutout losses in the near future. They can start preparing for World Cup 2018
as early as next week)
(And as a nation we have Coke for
everyone. And as a nation we will
execute our own soccer players if they score a same side goal.)
(Does that also include the Falkland Islands ?
Even the “hand of God” will not be enough this year.)
(To do what? To bench Landon Donovon?)
(You guys never learn. Even after World War II you guys still chant Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein
Führer)
(We know that it’s an English word you idiots. If the USA did not save you in World War
II, then you will be speaking German and you’d probably say the same thing in
German “unmöglich ist nicht ein französisches Wort”)
Last but not least, is the host
nation of Brazil !
(Sooooo, you’re aiming for a 6th
place finish? What a letdown!)
Unfortunately India did not qualify to
compete.
However, if they did compete then this
will be their slogan.
(Winning does not matter. Losing
does not matter. Number of goals scored against us does not matter. What matters is that we score one goal at
some point in the World Cup.)
The person who scores that one
goal will be given 20 crore rupees along with two acres of land in the middle
of Connaught Place (New Delhi), and have a Rajya Sabha Membership.)
I would love to see a player from Falkland Islands to represent Argentina. Christiano Ronaldo is from an island off mainland Portugal.
ReplyDeleteI am very hopeful about Belgium. I might end up with my foot in my mouth, but they *will* reach the last quarters or last 16 at least.
I am not a great fan of Football fan.But,I can see a lot of excitement around
ReplyDeleteI don't know much about football, but don't mind watching 'good goals' with my son! He is a great fan.
ReplyDeleteThe slogans are interesting and your comments too!
Thanks for your comments Karunesh. In fact, if a player comes from Falkland Islands, he would be playing for England. Falkland Islands was always a disputed territory between Argentina and England. In February 1982, Argentina invaded Falkland Islands and occupied it. In April 1982, England sent its naval force to that Islands for war with Argentina. In June 1982, Argentina lost and surrendered. In my personal view, England has no business there. Falkland Islands belong to Argentina.
ReplyDeleteThis post is a tongue in cheek attempted humor. Seriously, Belgium may come in the last 8. Las Vegas book makers have given Belgium 6th seed with a bet of 20 to 1 to be the World Cup Champion.
Thanks for your comments Mr. Chowla. Yup, the World Cup fever is all over the world.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Sandhya. I am glad you liked this post.
ReplyDeleteIn order for India to achieve its one goal target, we should also select Pak. for the WC and make them play each other! :P
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Not very interested in sports. But might watch a match or two. I loved Google's doodle today.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Rajesh. Excellent Idea. It is very easy. We will put Suresh Kalmadi in charge of World Cup. He will make sure India and Pakistan play a match with each other. He will also make sure his son or nephew scores that only goal for India.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Ash. I loved Google's doodle also.
ReplyDeleteInteresting post SG, never knew each team had slogans.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Reshma. Never knew each team had slogans? This is nothing. Wait for my next post. I will write about each team's crazy hotel requests.
ReplyDeleteMore of a cricket fan than a football fan but I have always enjoyed watching football and been a supporter of Argentina. Your post, power packed with some peppy slogans and made better by your comments, had me smiling there. Your take is close to reality esp when it comes close to India - the pun on crores for one goal - could relate to that!!
ReplyDeleteI am not into any kind of sports Lazy Ass I am lol
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I knew bfore reading this post was that people are not liking John Abraham being a judge
I liked your take on Argentinian slogan!
ReplyDeleteSo one month of fun has just kicked off, and memorable start too, right? Hope there will be some real good action. Sadly some of the good matches are at 3.30 in the night.
Not a Football fan, but husband is the one who would see LIVE matches as well as the highlights and discussions and the re-runs too!! Interesting slogans and your counter remarks are fun too :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Sanand. Long time No see! Where have you been?
ReplyDeleteI am glad you liked this post. Wait for 2 more on World Cup.
Thanks for your comments Nikita. You don't like any sports? Non even cricket? Nikita, it is a religion in India.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Pradeep. I am glad you liked my take on Argentina. Too bad the time difference interferes with Indians enjoying a few good matches.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Shilpa. I am glad you liked this post.
ReplyDeleteLoved the comments, though I cannot muster up any enthusiasm for the game.
ReplyDeleteMust be because India is nowhere in the picture.
Happy viewing!
This different-the slogans and your tongue in the cheek comments.Found them interesting and would keep watching your space for more from you on the world cup
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Sweety. I am glad you loved these comments.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Mr. KP. I am glad you liked this post. I have planned 2 more on World Cup. I don't know why I am so busy. But somehow, I will complete writing these 2.
ReplyDeleteI don't have passion for any kind of sports as such. But, I wish if Indian Football Team could take part in FIFA '14...
ReplyDeleteNice post SG, glad, I came to know about some of the football teams :)
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Sindhu
Tantu
The Arts & Me
Thanks for your comments Sindhu. I am glad you liked this post.
ReplyDeleteI am not a great fan of football although i keep getting football updates from my family. My husband, son and daughter fight over teams, stay awake and watch the matches.
ReplyDeletehehe loved the comments :-D i wasnt aware that each team had a slogan! well glad India is not in soccer. else that one goal would have costed a lot!!
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