Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Too Late, Mr. Trump

Today, March 15, 2017, I received an invitation to "attend and participate in the Inauguration of Donald John Trump as President of the United States of America" on Friday, the 20th of January 2017.  Please see blow.

 
Next week when I meet him for lunch, I will ask him to fire the US Postal Service.*
 
* Satire

28 comments:

  1. Wow SG I am impressed...you are now no less than a celebrity

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    1. Thanks for your comments Dee. Yes, I am a celebrity along with 324 million other Americans.




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  2. I sent that letter way back in December.
    Not my fault that you just now received it.
    Damn illegal immigrants!
    Or maybe the Russians hacked the USPS.

    Regards,
    Donald J. Trump

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    1. Thanks for your comments Donald. Fire all the postal employees and close down the US Postal Service. In this day of emails and smart phones and Fedex, we don't need the money losing Postal Service.

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  3. Hahaha...You are, as we say in India, VVIP

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    1. Thanks for your comments Sujatha. I am not a VVIP. I don't know how many million people have received this invitation.

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  4. I have visited the post office in US and found them spic and span.I was impressed with the quality of stationery.Like Christmas cards it is not unusual that invitations posted in large number get delayed but it was nice to know you are in the mailing list of White house.

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    1. Thanks for your comments Mr. KP. I have no idea how I got in their mailing list.

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  5. Oh wow!! That's soooo cool and interesting!!
    I liked the idea of sending invitations to citizens of the country!

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    1. Thanks for your comments Shilpa. It was a pleasant surprise.

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    1. Thanks Renu for your comments.

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  7. Wow, great achievement.Cograts.So you have been placed in Trumps 'Natives'Register'-not an easy task.

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    1. Thanks for your comments Sarala. Seriously, it is better not to come under their 'radar'.

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  8. Now that you've missed it due to their fault, you ought to demand a selfie with Mr. Trump :)

    Destination Infinity

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    1. Thanks for your comments Rajesh. Next time I see him, I will certainly demand a selfie.

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  9. The delay seems a godsend. My condolences to USA.
    On a serious note, do you think he's really as weird as he pretends to be or is it a carefully constructed personality?

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    1. Thanks for your comments Sweety. I think it is a carefully constructed personality.

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  10. Wow! An invitation worth received even if it is late :-) So, when is the lunch with Mr. Trump? :-D

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    1. Thanks for your comments Sindhu. That statement was an attempted humor.

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  11. hahah! that is so hilarious!

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    1. Thanks for your comments Ankita. Yup.

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  12. Oh ho..... and I thought these delays happened only in India.

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    1. Thanks for your comments Haddock. Happens here too.

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  13. wow you got an invite after so many months!! :O

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    1. Thanks for your comments Ash. I would not have gone there even if I had received it on time because I had a more important thing to attend on that day.

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    1. Thanks Vineeta for your comments.

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