Friday, January 1, 2010

New Year Resolution

Many of us will make new year resolutions. But most of us will not implement those resolutions. Some will be finding it difficult to decide on a good new year resolution. Here are some of the funny new year resolutions I gathered. Those who have difficulty on deciding a good new year resolution may use one of the following:

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

I will gain weight, at least 40 pounds. My mom always says I am a bit skinny.

I will eat more nice things like candy, popcorn and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables and soy nuts.

I will play more computer games. Scientists say they're good for me and improve my visual skills. But I always knew that.

I will take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking - it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.

I will cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for my health, it can even kill me.

I will not bore my boss with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

I will assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.

I will think of a password other than "password."

I will stop asking the help desk where is “any key” on my key board.

What is your New Year Resolution?

38 comments:

  1. hahah loved the list :) happy new year to you and your family :)
    New year resolutions never work for me :D so have made none :)

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  2. It was very funny list of new year resolutins..Think i should borrow one from it..

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  3. No new year resolutions so there's nothing to keep or to break. Take life as it comes.:)

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  4. LOL! :) nice list.
    Happy new year to u too!

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  5. rofl..nice list :) happy 2010!

    me - no resolutions...just live life as t comes :)

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  6. Thanks for your comments Shruthi. I am glad you loved the list.

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  7. Thanks for your commens Praseela. Go ahead...Take one from this list. It's free.

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  8. Thanks for your comments Chitra. You are like me. Take life one day at a time.

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  9. Thanks for your comments MindfulMeanderer. I am glad you liked the list.

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  10. Thanks for your comments Titaxy. Yes, take life one day at a time.

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  11. I have grown older and thankfully wiser. No New Year resolutions for me. I have only short term goals that I think I can achieve - as and when required.

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  12. Lol:) at..I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

    I will not tell the same story at every get together.

    These two are best:)....really some people keep repeating the same stories all their life:)

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  13. Thanks for your comments Radha. You have a point.

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  14. Thanks for your comments Renu. I am glad you liked these funny resolutions. Repeating the same story is a little bit OK when compared to some people repeating the same joke at every occasion.

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  15. What a list! Its actually better to make a list like this right.. rather than long & lofty ambitious ones ;-)

    I always make a list of resolutions.. always!! Love doing it.

    One of my resolutions this year is to visit 3 new places (anywhere in the world or India, doesn't matter). Another one is to learn and bake a yummy chocolate cake. Have many more like this! :-)

    What about you?

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  16. Thanks for your comments lostworld. You are one of the very few people I know who make a new year resolution and do not abandon it midway.

    I do not have a new year resolution. We have visited more than 30 countries..but always wanted to visit Kashmir and Angkor Wat in Cambodia. Angkor Wat is a city and temple complex built by an Indian king Suryavarman in the 12th Century. He used that as his capital.

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  17. hahahha..that was some list SG...enjoyed reading it :)

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  18. Thanks for your comments Neha. I am glad you enjoyed the list.

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  19. Amazing post!! If there is any award for the fabulous post of the new year, you deserve that award.

    Happy new year!!

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  20. Thanks for your comments Swatantra. And, thanks for your complements also. I appreciate this.

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  21. Liked the list of resolutions!! Especially, the second, fourth, and second last!!
    Actually, identify myself a bit with them! :P

    A very happy new year to you! :)

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  22. Thanks for your comments Shilpa. And, welcome to my blog. I am glad you liked these resolutions.

    Shilpa, please visit here as often as you can. Thanks.

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  23. hahahahaha.........thats funny.

    Cheers

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  24. Thanks for your comments Indian Pundit. And, welcome to my blog. I am glad you liked this list.

    Indian Pundit, please visit here as often as you can. Thanks.

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  25. Those were some lists!!

    My idea of resolution -

    "I will stop using my office phone for all personal calls...except while calling my family, my friends and my bank"

    :-P

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  26. That's a good one Insignia. I love it.

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  27. Nice Post and great blog! Great Resolutions...Very easy to follow!

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