Tomorrow is February 14, Valentine’s Day. I like the following quotes. I thought I would share with you.
Ann Landers (Famous Newspaper Columnist):
“The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.”
David Bissonnette (Author):
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
Laurance J. Peter (Educator and Hierarchiologist):
"It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
Rosanne Barr (Actress, Comedian, and Writer):
"Women are cursed, and men are the proof."
Groucho Marx (Comedian and Film Star):
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Tracy Smith (Comedian):
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Jules Renard (French Author):
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
Plato (Greek Philosopher):
“Love is a grave mental disease.”
Frank Zappa (American Composer):
“I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.”
Mae West (American Actress and Sex Symbol):
“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Ann Landers (Famous Newspaper Columnist):
“The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.”
David Bissonnette (Author):
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
Laurance J. Peter (Educator and Hierarchiologist):
"It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
Rosanne Barr (Actress, Comedian, and Writer):
"Women are cursed, and men are the proof."
Groucho Marx (Comedian and Film Star):
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Tracy Smith (Comedian):
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Jules Renard (French Author):
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
Plato (Greek Philosopher):
“Love is a grave mental disease.”
Frank Zappa (American Composer):
“I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.”
Mae West (American Actress and Sex Symbol):
“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Happy Valentines day to you also..
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Chitrs. And, Happy Valentine's Day to you too.
ReplyDeletenice quotes! .. happy valentines day!!
ReplyDeletehahahaha..few were really witty ones..I quite liked the ones by Tracy Smith, Jules Renard and David Bissonnette...
ReplyDeleteOh my God!! Being in love makes people smart, wise and witty. Loved them all. Thanks much for sharing.
ReplyDeleteValentine's Day is a prejudiced holiday.
ReplyDeleteIt discriminates against single people who are not in a relationship by excluding them. It is not a "for everyone" day (since it is really truly meant to be celebrated by couples only).
I, however...have always had fond memories of Valentine's Day.
Regards,
Al Capone
Thanks for your comments raMmY. Long time. No see. Welcome back.
ReplyDeleteI am glad you liked those quotes.
Thanks for your comments Neha. I am glad you liked these quotes.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Insignia. I am glad you liked these quotes.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments you triggar happy Al. I am sure you are happy today because you ordered a massacre of your enemies on this day.
ReplyDeleteBut finally you were arrested on income tax violation. You see American IRS (Internal Revenue Service) is more powerful than the police.
Happy valentine;s day !!
ReplyDeleteIt's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week."..best quote:)
lolzzz at the quotes..
ReplyDelete//and the married wish to be dead// hahaha i am in splits :D
Thanks for your comments Antarman. I am glad you liked these quotes.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Rajlakshmi. I am very happy that you enjoyed these quotes.
ReplyDeletenice.. i liked the 1st 4 quotes.. do u watch big bang theory.. the tv series on cbs?? mr. sheldon cooper stated that burning ur lover on valentines day is the most righteous thing to do on v-day.. its something related to the v-day history.. i couldnt find it on the net.. i thot u might talk abt the v-day history..
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