So…did you read the news about that 19 year old kid from
who was searching for a better twitter handle and he accidentally got
@PMOIndia? Apparently this handle was
“available” when the old PMO folks reset their handle from @PMOIndia to
@PMOIndiaArchive. After a while, the
people at twitter corrected this by taking away @PMOIndia from the kid and gave
him back his old handle. Lucknow
The kid’s name is Qaiser Ali and he seems to be a good kid. His parents told him to apologize, which he did. But then again, there is no need for him to apologize. What did he really do that required an apology?
Qaiser Ali was the proud owner of @PMOIndia for 30 minutes. In those 30 minutes, he didn’t really do anything wrong. Now what could he have done wrong if he wanted to be “funny” or “scandalous” – PLENTY! 30 minutes is a long time to do some damage – if he wanted to do so. Here is my imagination. (This is a tongue in cheek post attempting to be humorous.)
Barrack Obama’s Indian Visa has been cancelled. #Payback!
Cricket is now our national bug. #BestInTheWorld
Our navy is on the way to
naval blockade. #NoMatchForUs Sri Lanka
Sonia and Rahul Gandhi have been declared persona non grata. #GoodbyeNehruFamily
The Prime Minister’s term limit is 2 terms. #NothingisForever
All other elected official’s term limit is 3 terms. #Generous
Petrol price has been reduced to Re.1 per liter. #Fillerup
I am repealing everything that was done in the past 10 years. #BecauseICan
I just put an end to the entire caste system. #CastIs4BrokenBones
All corrupt and incompetent babus will be fired immediately. #WayTooMany
Will build a
on the Chinese border in Arunachal Pradesh. Ram Temple
Reduced the minimum age for “youth wing” of any political party from 70 to 65.
All rapists will be first shot dead and then they will be asked why they did it.
(Yikes! 29 minutes and 30 seconds have gone by. Only 30 seconds left for one last tweet.)
Just ordered that Robert Vadra always gets strip searched at every airport.
#Idiot #Controversy #DeportHimNow
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