Monday, September 14, 2015

Spam Mails

When we receive useless mails in the “spam” section of our emails, what do we do? We just delete them. I also do the same most of the times. But sometimes, when I am really pissed off, I reply them. Yes, I really reply for that spam email. But, till date, I have not got any reply.

Here are a few spam emails I replied:

Your loan for $1000 ready.
I thought I applied for a loan of $100 million. Please check my application.

Your credit card application approved for $2500,
My application was for $250 million, Please revisit my application.

Did you see my picture? You want to see me?
No because you are so ugly you scare the roaches away.

We will give you cash for your ideas.
I have developed a new method to boil water. How much money I can get?

You can save thousands a year and refinance now – if your home loan is $525,000 or less.
Oh Gosh. I just missed. My home loan is $526,000.

Anything Extraordinary is approximately to Afflict You.
I don’ want approximately. I want exact. Otherwise, get lost.

Your recent application was received and may be available for a larger amount than previously requested!
When did I request? Give me the details.

My name is Angela Howard, I live in your city. Just to tell you if you are looking for opportunity or career Click HERE.
Opportunity for what?

Do you already have a insurance for you or your family?
If you guess correctly, I will send you $1.

Have you ever replied to any spam mail?