Read a news item that there were rats in an Air India flight. Are they rats (long tailed rodents) or rats (slang for a snitch – a person who informs on someone else.)?
Assuming they are rodents, it is a dangerous situation since rats can chew the electrical wires inside the plane. I was thinking about this and then all of a sudden a few more thoughts came to my mind. Here they are:
Are these rats Air
employees who travel free? India
Are these rats Government of India employees who travel free?
Are these rats Members of Parliament who travel free?
How did these rats were able to come through the security?
Were they travelling to or from Karni Mandir?
Deep fried dishes should be banned inside the plane.
Be happy because venomous snakes are found in Qantas.
Hope these rats are smaller than those found in New York Subway.
No more Paneer Tikka Masala in the plane menu.
Transfer 50% of tech support personnel to pest control.
Samuel L. Jackson should do a sequel to his movie “Snakes on a Plane”.
May be Air
should start a subsidiary and name it Air Rats. India
Do you have any thoughts?