“We are not perfect. Phones are not perfect. If you don’t like IPhone 4, don’t buy it. If you bought IPhone 4 and don’t like it, bring it back. You will get a full refund.
In order to solve this problem, all those who bought IPhone 4 will be issued a free protective case. (Writer's Note: This will solve the antenna problem)
We care about every customer.”
Finally, Apple came out and acknowledged the problem and provided a solution. And they stopped giving wishy washy answers.
I was also imagining how previous Apple style answers can be given for other problems in this world. Some of them are:
Problem: Tamil Nadu is facing shortage of electricity and the electricity board is not doing anything.
Apple style answer: A software error falsely indicated we have surplus electricity.
Problem: Fuel price hike throws life out of gear.
Apple style answer: We'll be holding an invitation-only "press conference" to discuss how we purchase crude oil.
Problem: Sony’s VAIO laptops catch fire.
Apple style answer: The problem is with Microsoft Windows Vista.
Problem: Toyota has sticky gas pedals.
Apple style answer: Drivers are pressing their foot down wrong.
Problem: Too much traffic in the street and there is heavy traffic jam.
Apply style answer: Stay indoor during day time. Go out between midnight and 3 am.
Problem: Double sided electric tooth brush looks ugly and weird.
Apple style answer: Our CEO likes the way this tooth brush looks slick and slim.