Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Too Late, Mr. Trump

Today, March 15, 2017, I received an invitation to "attend and participate in the Inauguration of Donald John Trump as President of the United States of America" on Friday, the 20th of January 2017.  Please see blow.

 
Next week when I meet him for lunch, I will ask him to fire the US Postal Service.*
 
* Satire
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28 comments:

  1. DeeMarch 15, 2017 at 8:28 PM

    Wow SG I am impressed...you are now no less than a celebrity

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    1. SGMarch 15, 2017 at 8:36 PM

      Thanks for your comments Dee. Yes, I am a celebrity along with 324 million other Americans.




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  2. Who Posted This?March 15, 2017 at 11:43 PM

    I sent that letter way back in December.
    Not my fault that you just now received it.
    Damn illegal immigrants!
    Or maybe the Russians hacked the USPS.

    Regards,
    Donald J. Trump

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    1. SGMarch 16, 2017 at 12:06 AM

      Thanks for your comments Donald. Fire all the postal employees and close down the US Postal Service. In this day of emails and smart phones and Fedex, we don't need the money losing Postal Service.

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  3. Sujatha SathyaMarch 16, 2017 at 6:01 AM

    Hahaha...You are, as we say in India, VVIP

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    1. SGMarch 16, 2017 at 11:39 AM

      Thanks for your comments Sujatha. I am not a VVIP. I don't know how many million people have received this invitation.

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  4. KParthasarathiMarch 16, 2017 at 6:29 PM

    I have visited the post office in US and found them spic and span.I was impressed with the quality of stationery.Like Christmas cards it is not unusual that invitations posted in large number get delayed but it was nice to know you are in the mailing list of White house.

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    1. SGMarch 16, 2017 at 7:21 PM

      Thanks for your comments Mr. KP. I have no idea how I got in their mailing list.

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  5. Shilpa GargMarch 16, 2017 at 8:38 PM

    Oh wow!! That's soooo cool and interesting!!
    I liked the idea of sending invitations to citizens of the country!

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    1. SGMarch 18, 2017 at 1:55 AM

      Thanks for your comments Shilpa. It was a pleasant surprise.

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  6. RenuMarch 16, 2017 at 10:12 PM

    Interesting to see...

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  7. rudraprayagaMarch 16, 2017 at 11:40 PM

    Wow, great achievement.Cograts.So you have been placed in Trumps 'Natives'Register'-not an easy task.

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    1. SGMarch 18, 2017 at 2:01 AM

      Thanks for your comments Sarala. Seriously, it is better not to come under their 'radar'.

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  8. Destination InfinityMarch 17, 2017 at 9:30 AM

    Now that you've missed it due to their fault, you ought to demand a selfie with Mr. Trump :)

    Destination Infinity

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    1. SGMarch 18, 2017 at 2:03 AM

      Thanks for your comments Rajesh. Next time I see him, I will certainly demand a selfie.

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  9. Sweety ShindeMarch 18, 2017 at 12:02 PM

    The delay seems a godsend. My condolences to USA.
    On a serious note, do you think he's really as weird as he pretends to be or is it a carefully constructed personality?

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    1. SGMarch 18, 2017 at 10:49 PM

      Thanks for your comments Sweety. I think it is a carefully constructed personality.

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  10. Sindhu Devi KMarch 18, 2017 at 12:03 PM

    Wow! An invitation worth received even if it is late :-) So, when is the lunch with Mr. Trump? :-D

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    1. SGMarch 18, 2017 at 10:51 PM

      Thanks for your comments Sindhu. That statement was an attempted humor.

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  11. Ankita March 18, 2017 at 1:38 PM

    hahah! that is so hilarious!

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  12. HaddockMarch 18, 2017 at 11:45 PM

    Oh ho..... and I thought these delays happened only in India.

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    1. SGMarch 21, 2017 at 7:31 PM

      Thanks for your comments Haddock. Happens here too.

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  13. Avada KedavraMarch 21, 2017 at 3:31 PM

    wow you got an invite after so many months!! :O

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    1. SGMarch 21, 2017 at 7:41 PM

      Thanks for your comments Ash. I would not have gone there even if I had received it on time because I had a more important thing to attend on that day.

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  14. Vineeta YashssviiMarch 25, 2017 at 3:31 AM

    this is too funny S...

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